Giddy Giraffee #2

Summer means tan lines
Solid stripes across my thighs
I’m not a zebra


Bikini you bitch
Suck in tummy, thinking thin
Screw this, swimming sucks.


Ode to my hotdog
Yellow mustard oh so good
5 inches of joy!


Working on my tan
Lazy, sprawling, soaking sun
Why am I so red?!?