Brainy Badger #4
Pfizer up 3.25 -- SELL. Sell 10000 shares of McDonalds short, Geoffrey hinted at a bad profit report coming. Wal-Mart's cracking the Brazil market, recommend moving it to a Buy/Hold.
Sharon wants to go up to the lake this weekend, says she has something important to tell me. Do I have time? And she's so moody, dammit. Doesn't she understand? Jeez, if I can just make a couple more big hits, I'll get promoted and not have to work the fucking Pit anymore.
Takeover rumor for NWA, swtich it to Hold and see if it kicks up. Wait, American Airlines thinks it can pull that one off? No way, not enough cash reserves and stock value shaky. And the regulators would have a moose. NWA still a Sell.
Sharon thinks I spend too much time in the Pit. She thinks I enjoy it. Gotten it all wrong, as usual. The Pit is for money, nothing more. Get the money, get out of the Pit, simple as that. Then spend more time at the lake, if that's what she wants, whatever. Maybe even be able to afford that lake house. Or maybe we can flip it -- cash out quick for a easy 100k.
Toys-R-Us down 2.15 -- damn yuppies stopped having kids, along with everyone else -- Sell. Raytheon's got yet another big contract, Buy. Cenex hit by refinery fire, Sell -- wait, BP-Amoco is going to make a buy-out offer -- HOLD.
She keeps talking about starting a family. Yeah, that would be nice, but who the hell has time? Geoffry is only going to promote one fucking person out of all 67 of us. This Pit's too fucking crowded, I gotta take a breather and hit Starbucks in a second. Shit, I'll just stop in Saturday morning and work the exotics in the Russian market, or maybe India. That should impress Geoffrey. Ah fuck, that means we'll have to put off the lake. Sharon will just have to understand that its really for her.
Medtronics up 1.40, increased medical equipment sales -- the bright side of ageing boomers -- Hold. Disney down 4 -- Eisner's such a fuck-up -- Sell...
Sharon wants to go up to the lake this weekend, says she has something important to tell me. Do I have time? And she's so moody, dammit. Doesn't she understand? Jeez, if I can just make a couple more big hits, I'll get promoted and not have to work the fucking Pit anymore.
Takeover rumor for NWA, swtich it to Hold and see if it kicks up. Wait, American Airlines thinks it can pull that one off? No way, not enough cash reserves and stock value shaky. And the regulators would have a moose. NWA still a Sell.
Sharon thinks I spend too much time in the Pit. She thinks I enjoy it. Gotten it all wrong, as usual. The Pit is for money, nothing more. Get the money, get out of the Pit, simple as that. Then spend more time at the lake, if that's what she wants, whatever. Maybe even be able to afford that lake house. Or maybe we can flip it -- cash out quick for a easy 100k.
Toys-R-Us down 2.15 -- damn yuppies stopped having kids, along with everyone else -- Sell. Raytheon's got yet another big contract, Buy. Cenex hit by refinery fire, Sell -- wait, BP-Amoco is going to make a buy-out offer -- HOLD.
She keeps talking about starting a family. Yeah, that would be nice, but who the hell has time? Geoffry is only going to promote one fucking person out of all 67 of us. This Pit's too fucking crowded, I gotta take a breather and hit Starbucks in a second. Shit, I'll just stop in Saturday morning and work the exotics in the Russian market, or maybe India. That should impress Geoffrey. Ah fuck, that means we'll have to put off the lake. Sharon will just have to understand that its really for her.
Medtronics up 1.40, increased medical equipment sales -- the bright side of ageing boomers -- Hold. Disney down 4 -- Eisner's such a fuck-up -- Sell...
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